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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:27
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
John Brenkus, host of Emmy-winning ‘Sport Science’ on ESPN, died by suicide - New York Post
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Oakmont caddies look to fill roles during U.S. Open, on and off the bag - TribLIVE.com
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
A Glucose Monitor for Someone Without Diabetes: Optimal or Overkill? - WSJ
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Why would Hugh Grant cheat on Elizabeth Hurley?
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Loons and Moons
Then came..
Person with measles visited Boston hotel, museum, airport, health officials warn - NBC Boston
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Neuroscientists just discovered a fascinating fact about the grooves in your brain - PsyPost
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Is Elon Musk an actual genius, or is he surrounded by people smarter than him?
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Scientists identify a cellular 'switch' that could reverse type 2 diabetes - Earth.com
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts